Rat Bastard's
* * * 2003 * * *
***Events & Tours***    ***Laundry Room***
 

 

Laundry Room Squelchers Fall 2003 tour
 
(leave Miami @ 2am)
Wed Oct 1 Nashville @ The Springwater
Jackie O Motherfucker
Sweet Small Children
Dave Cloud's Gospel of Power
LRS are invited guest at The Best of Nashville Party @ The Country Music Hall of Fame
Thur 2 Detroit @ Detroit Art Space
Cock e.s.p.
Volente O Nolente
Occasional Detroit
Black Sand Desert
Fri 3 Columbia Mo @ U. Missouri / Engineering Building West
aggroup with members of LRS & Eugenics Council
Sat 4 Minneapolis [ off ]  http://www.freedom-from.com/festivalofmusic
Sun 5 Minneapolis [ off ]  http://tisue.net/photos/mnfest2003/
(just as buffs we are not schedule to perform)
Tue 7 Rochester NY @ Bug Jar http://www.bugjar.com/ 
Coffee
criminal congress with members of LRS / Pengo / Asthmatic

Wed 8 Allentown PA @ Jeff the Pigeon
Cock e.s.p.
Costes
PrairiePusher
Thur 9 Morgantown WV @ 123 Pleasant 
Tidy Whitey's
King Felix
Dr. Murph

Fri 10 Providence  @ Goldmine / 244 Oak st. 2nd Fl / Olneyville

Sat 11 NYC @ The Orphanage / 383 South First Street in Williamsburg - Brooklyn (at Hooper)
Costes / Temple of Bon Matin
 
Sun 12 Cincinnati @ Sudsy Malone's / 2626 vine St.
Cock e.s.p.
Buring Star Core
U Can Unlearn Guitar
Occasional Detroit
Prantershifter
 
Mon 13 (return to Miami @ 9pm)


 June 10th 2003
Tampa (under the bridge)
LRS & Nautical Almanac & Yukonic & Byron House


Laundry Room Squelchers Tour 2003
 
The Band
Max Pluto (radio)
Alex (radio)
Loren (radio)
E N YUKhONIC (radio / moog)
Phil T Rich (sounds)
Rat (radio)

April
24 thu  - Tampa
YUKhONIC
Reactionary 3
Yip-Yip
Byron House
@ The Asphalt Wasteland
I-275 / Bird St. Exit / take a right / it's the parking lot on the right hand side
 
25 fri / 26 sat  - Detroit  
BULB 10 Year Anniversary
@ The Magic Stick
 http://www.bulbrecords.com/ 
(just as buffs / not scheduled to perform) 
 
27 sun - St. Louis
Eugenics Council 
Crypt33
Prairie Dogs
@ Creepy Crawl
412 n. tucker  http://creepycrawl.com

28 mon- Lexington
Connelly/Beatty
CD Player Virgins
Zombi
(guest squelchers Hair Police)
@ Artsplace ........ 161 N. Mill St.

 

29 tue  - Cincinnati
Death Beam
Tan As Fuck
N-tron
Hair Police
@ Southgate House Parlor
 http://www.southgatehouse.com/static/home.html
 
30 wed - Chicago
No Doctors
@ The Fireside Bowl
 http://www.firesidebowl.com/
 
May
  1 thu  -  Minneapolis
Phil T. Rich
(guest squelcher MSG > Late)
@ The Free From Center
 http://www.freedom-from.com 

 2 fri   -  Madison
@ The Clap Trap
128 East Johnson
(guest squelcher Matt Bacon > Cock ESP)
 

  3 sat  - Detroit
Wolf Eyes
Terror At The Opera (Gretchen Gonzales)
Three Piece Chicken Dinner (Max Cloud & Dave Somers)
50% Theme Splitter (Will S. & Cotten Museum)
@ The Old Miami
3930 N Cass

  4 sun - Columbus 3p
Noumena
Larry Marotta
16 Bitch Pile-Up
 @  BLD Warehouse / 400 E. Second Ave.
- Morgantown 10p
The Tidy Whiteys
Phil T Rich
 @ 123 Pleasant
 www.123pleasantstreet.com
 
  6 tue  - Rochester
Apes
Party of Helicopters
Watchers
(guest squelchers Pengo / Nuuj / Dave Cross)
@ Bug Jar
 http://www.bugjar.com
 
  7 wed- Providence
@ Goldmine
244 Oak Street
(guest squelchers Mike Hosker & Baffour)
 
  8 thu - Boston
Slickpig
Bloodhag
PornBelt
Gut
(guest squelcher Russel Mofsky)
 @ The Berwick Institute
 http://www.berwickinstitute.org/
 
  9 fri   - New York
Mongar
Horseeyeless
(guest squelcher Russ Waterhouse)
@Office Ops
57 Thames St. (Bushwick / Brooklyn)
 http://www.officeops.org
10 sat - Richmond
No-Fi
YUKhONIC
@ Holy Chow
307 N. Laurel Street
17 days / 7100 miles / Loud Amps & No Guitars
 
Tour Data
 
DATE        LOCATION        TAKE        GAS $ / MILES        HOTELS        TOLLS / MISC
24                Miami                                 full tank / 13515
24                TAMPA              $21                -35 / 13909
25                Valdosta                                   -18 / 14135
25                Chattanooga                             -21 / 14441
25                Lexington                                 -24 / 14749
25                Toledo                                     -20 / 15023
25                Detroit                                                                                        -72 Bulb 10 year fest tickets
26                Detroit                                                                      -45
27                Dayton                                     -31 / 15386
27                Effingham                                 -25 / 15727
27                St. LOUIS           $30
27                St. Louis                                                                   -45
28                Louisville                                  -20 / 16009
28                LEXINGTON      $45
29                Cincinnati                                  -18 / 16261
29                CINCINNATI     $50
29                Cincinnati                                                                                    -22 Medical supplies
30                Indianapolis                               -13 / 16443                                 -4 tolls
30                CHICAGO         $40
 1                 Beloit                                         -24 / 16724
 1                 MINNEAPOLIS  $ 0
 2                 Minneapolis                                -25 / 17066
 2                 MADISON          $40
 3                 Beloit                                         -27 / 17397
 3                 Detroit                                        -27 / 17756              -45
 3                 DETROIT           $130
 4                 Findlay                                       -15 / 17934
 4                COLUMBUS        $10
 4                MORGANTOWN  $50
 4                Morgantown                                -23 / 18268
 5                Rochester                                    -31 / 18628
 6                ROCHESTER        $40
 7                PROVIDENCE       $ 0                -26 / 18990                                -9 tolls
 8                BOSTON               $20
 9                NEW YORK          $60
10               Newark                                        -32 / 19343                               -10 tolls
10               RICHMOND          $17
11               Petersburg                                   -26 / 19702
11               Savannah                                     -10 / 20123
11               Kingsland                                    -25 / 20235
11               Ft Pierce                                     -20 / 20469
11               Miami                                         -12 / 20640
                                               _____           ____________        ____            ____
Totals                                       $553           (-548) / 7125 miles     (-135)           (-117)
(548)+(135)+(117) = (-800)
553 - (800) =  (-247)
 Van rental / 18 days / Unlim Mil = (-1318)
(-247) + (-1318) = (-1565)
(-1565) / 6 = $(-260) cost for each

 
Since September 1994 Laundry Room Squelchers
perform almost every week at Churchill's after midnight
[ 5501 ne 2nd ave Miami / 305 757-1807 ]