Rat Bastard's
* * * 2009 * * *
***Events & Tours***    ***Laundry Room***

 


Tuesday December 29th 2009 @ Churchill's



Bill Orcutt
Dan Hosker
Scott Petusky
Kenny Millions
Clifton Childree
Bill Whelan
Xela Zaid
Steve Bristol
Rat Bastard


Anti-Art Becomes Art
Tuesday December 1st 2009 @ Churchill's

LRS
(Miami Beach)
Bill Whelan
(Miami)
Kenny Millions  (Hollywood)
Andy Ortmann
(Chicago)
Xela Zaid
(North Miami Beach)
Kreamy 'Lectric Santa 
(San Francisco)
Leslie Q
 (Portland)
Otto Von Shirach (Miami)
Dino Felipe (South Miami)
DJ Spam
(Miami)
Ha Ha Help 
(North Miami)
Weird Alesteir Crowley  (Coconut Grove)
Boise Bob and his Backyard Band  (Hollywood)
Tah Dah 
(North Miami Beach)

Saturday October 17th
Disjecta Gallery
8371 N. Interstate Ave.
Portland, Oregon
http://www.disjecta.org/events/noize


SISTER MANTOS (11pm)
www.myspace.com/sistermantos

RUBBER O CEMENT (10pm)
http://www.last.fm/music/Rubber+O+Cement
www.myspace.com/rubber0cement

MARFA AND NEAF (9pm)
www.myspace.com/marfaandneaf

OSCILLATOR (8pm)
www.myspace.com/osci11ator

RAT BASTARD (7pm)
www.squelchers.com

LESLIE Q. (6pm)
www.myspace.com/theleslieq
www.myspace.com/fake_modern

PHOTO EXHIBIT by VINCENT RAMIREZ
www.flickr.com/photos/noisemeat

FILMS by HARD PLACE
www.hardplacemusic.com
www.myspace.com/hardplace


Saturday October 3rd @ Churchill's


Miami Herald
City Link


Tuesday Sept 29th 2009
Weirds "sells out" Churchill's

  
  900 Cherry Impact
  930 Baker Acted
1000 Amanda Green / Luciano Guidini
1030 Flux Forces
1100 Laundry Room Squelchers
1130 Space Voodoo Crystal
1200 Makeshift Diaper
1230 Peasants with Feathers
  100 Xela Zaid
plus Creature Tweaker Council



Washington DC - Sunday Sept 27th 2009
Sonic Circuits Festival of Experimental Music
Black Cat  8pm

Faust
Rat Bastard - Chris Grier - Ulrich Krieger
Health
Pekka Airaksinen
Alexei Borisov & Anton Nikkilä




Rat Opera

Saturday September 19th
Tobacco Road  Miami

Rat Opera Band
Mr Entertainment
Jim Camacho
Rat Bastard


Miami New Times
Broward-Palm Beach New Times

Radio-Active Records's
September 11th
1930B East Sunrise Boulevard    Ft. Lauderdale

Rat Bastard & Last

Thursday Sept 10th
Ratstock 2009
@ Churchill's 30th anniversary festival


rat plays 6 consecutive hours
with line up of select local rock musician
s
NBC Miami
Miami New Times


Detroit Saturday August 29th - 10pm

Kenny Millions & Rat Bastard
Punk Jazz Genius Kenny Millions in a rare Detroit
solo performance as he is supported by Rat Bastard

@ Paycheck's Lounge
2932 Caniff   Hamtramck (Detroit) MI



Detroit Saturday August 29th - 12 midnight

@ Blue Lab
   Pare Street in Clawson
WASTE GROUND
UNEVEN UNIVERSE
COTTON MUSEUM
CHAINFIGHT
HUMAN IVORY
RAT BASTARD
Rex by Greh



Tusco Embassy Presents

Voice of the Valley - Noise Rally Fest 

August 14th - 15th - 16th 2009 - Prentis WV 
website


Laundry Room Squelchers
Emeralds
Aaron Dilloway
Jason Zeh
Leslie Keffer
Wether
Sword Heaven
Ryan Jewel
Tusco Terror
Stink Synth
Telecult Powers
Bee Mask
Skin Graft
Social Junk
Infinty Window
God Willing
Unicorn Hardon
Tori Anus
Lazy Magnet
Superior Human Vomit
Ladyland in Flames
Paid in Puke
Puffy Areolas
Twilight Memories of the Three Suns
Child Bride
Teeth Mountain
Sewn Leather
Narwahlz
Fluxmonkey
Fragments
Terra Nova
Piss Piss Piss Moan Moan Moan
Sam Goldberg
Tiger Hatchery
Jeff Host
Moth Cock
Earth Crown
Kristmas
Thursday Club
Sky Limousine
Face Worker
Biff Boff Barf
Outer Space
Dwarf Whore
Bon Tusciani


 

Random Gear Festival

SATURDAY JUNE 6th  12noon
@  2315 E HAZZARD ST
PHILADELPHIA   PA

OUTMODE
SOCIAL JUNK
MAX EISENBERG
BURAK + OUBLIETTE
NOUMENA
FUN
LESLIE KEFFER + VAL MARTINO
BON TUSCIONI
RYAN JEWELL
EMBARKER
RAT BASTARD + GOD WILLING
DICK NEFF
MILDEW
WORK/DEATH
HAVES&THIRDS


gear will be selected by pulling a piece of paper from a jar which has written on it
the atrocious arrangement of musical equipment that the artist have to work with.




Shark Bite Tapes Festival

May 9th @ EYEDRUM 
290 MLK jr. SE  Atlanta  Ga  -  10pm
Adrien Barbobott
Rat Bastard
Tree Creature
Offerings
Zano Bathroom
Inbalso


Laundry Room Squelchers present
International Noise Conference Euro Tour 2009

April 2009  website


2 Thu - Edinburgh
3 Fri - off
4 Sat - off (London)
5 Sun - Brighton
6 Mon - London

7 Tue - Paris
8 Wed - Antwerp
9 Thu - off (Rotterdam-Amsterdam)
10 Fri - off (Kopenhavn)
11 Sat - Oslo
12 Sun - Stockholm
13 Mon - off (Hamburg)
14 Tue - Berlin
15 Wed - off (Praha)
16 Thu - off (Praha)
17 Fri - Wroclaw
18 Sat - Budapest
19 Sun - off (Budapest)
20 Mon - off (Venezia)
21 Tue - Roma
22 Wed - off (Roma)
23 Thu - Basel

24 Fri - off (Basel-Lyon)
25 Sat - Lyon
26 Sun - off (Barcelona)
27 Mon - Barcelona
28 Tue - Madrid

USA artist on tour will be:
Laundry Room Squelchers
(Miami Beach FL)
 
www.myspace.com/laundryroomsquelchers

      
       Amanda Green           Luciano Guidini                        Rat                 

                            
 Leslie Keffer (Praha to Madrid)    Nondor Nevia (Antwerp to Madrid)   Manu (Paris to Berlin & Basel & Lyon)  
               
Philippe (Edinburgh & Paris & Berlin)     Balazs Pandi (Budapest)       Janin Welke & Charles Lavenac (Edinburgh & London & Brighton) 

Robyn (Edinburgh)
Aaron Dilloway & Nate Young 
(Brighton) 
Hendrik Hegray & Jeremy Harris
(Paris) 
Mariana Stoimenova
(Lyon) 

Gohger (Tulalip WA)  www.myspace.com/gohger  

(Berlin to Lyon)

Laundry Room Squelchers Present
International Noise Conference SXSW Austin TX
Saturday March 21st 2009 @ The Hideout
7th and Congress - Austin TX  Website

This is My Condition  
 http://www.thisismycondition.com  (Lawrence KS)
Leslie Keffer  http://www.lesliekeffer.com/lesliekeffer.htm  (Nashville TN)

Sanguine Piss http://www.breathmint.net/sp.htm  (Philadelphia PA)
Gaybomb http://www.myspace.com/39107488   (Baltimore MD)
Ryan Jewell   www.myspace.com/ryanxing  (Columbus OH)   
What's Yr Damage? http://www.westpalmbeotch.blogspot.com  (Orlando FL)  
Venison Whirled  http://www.myspace.com/venisonwhirled   (Austin TX)  
Mugu Guymen  http://www.myspace.com/muguguymen  (Atlanta GA)  
Irene Moon  
http://begoniasociety.org  (Tallahassee FL)
Douglas Ferguson
 http://www.myspace.com/douglasferguson  (Austin TX)
Pro Bro Gold http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPbbrryqIrw (Sarasota FL)
Aurora Plastics Company http://www.myspace.com/auroraplasticscompany  (Austin TX)
Laundry Room Squelchers  www.squelchers.com  (Miami Beach FL)

 
Saturday March 14th : Churchill's Patio - Miami
Sunday March 15th : Alligator Alley - Fort Lauderdale
LRS - Ed Wilcox - Jay Reeves - Dan Hosker - Kenny Millions
Steve Bristol - Amanda Green - Luciano Guidini - Xela Zaid


New York City 20th & 21st February 2009


Undrskor & Kenny Millions
Elder Punk Jazz Genius Kenny Millions in a rare New York City
solo performance as he is supported by a bizarre string trio _ "Undrskor"
featuring Nondor Nevai, Rat Bastard and Dan Hosker


I actually grew up listening to Perry Como and enjoyed playing his
songs AND THEN, I discovered, after too much LSD, that Adolphe Sax's
invention actually sounded better being played through one's ANAL
cavity after consuming a large plate of broccoli and raw onions.  (Kenny Millions)


THE JACKSON STEAKHOUSE  Friday  February 20th - 10pm
1223 Jackson Ave, Long Island City, NY

CHILD ABUSE
KENNY MILLIONS
UNDRSKOR
WINTER WOMB


Yippie Cafe / Museum   Saturday  February 21st - 10pm
9 Bleecker Street between Bowery and Elizabeth  New York, NY

KENNY MILLIONS & UNDRSKOR

International Noise Conference  2009
FEBRUARY 12th Thu - 13th Fri - 14th Sat
@ Churchill's in Miami

INC site

 

Since September 1994 Laundry Room Squelchers
perform almost every week at Churchill's after midnight
[ 5501 ne 2nd ave Miami / 305 757-1807 ]